Signs to Keep you Safe
      The US government has a new                   website, http://www.ready.gov.                     The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they                   could mean anything!  Here are a few interpretations.  Feel free to come up with some of your own.
 If you have                     set yourself on fire, do not run.
                      If you have                     set yourself on fire, do not run.
 If you are                     sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it                     instead of seeing a doctor.
                   If you are                     sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it                     instead of seeing a doctor.
 After all                     life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run                     forever. Think about it.
                   After all                     life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run                     forever. Think about it.
 There is a                     reason you failed chemistry.
                   There is a                     reason you failed chemistry.
 If your                     intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling                     over and watching the cool light show.
                   If your                     intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling                     over and watching the cool light show.
 Try to absorb                     as much of the radiation as possible with your body.                     The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
                   Try to absorb                     as much of the radiation as possible with your body.                     The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
 If you spot                     terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin                     Diesel, yell really loud.
                   If you spot                     terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin                     Diesel, yell really loud. 
    
     If you have                     set yourself on fire, do not run.
                      If you have                     set yourself on fire, do not run. If you are                     sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it                     instead of seeing a doctor.
                   If you are                     sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it                     instead of seeing a doctor. After all                     life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run                     forever. Think about it.
                   After all                     life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run                     forever. Think about it. There is a                     reason you failed chemistry.
                   There is a                     reason you failed chemistry. If your                     intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling                     over and watching the cool light show.
                   If your                     intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling                     over and watching the cool light show. Try to absorb                     as much of the radiation as possible with your body.                     The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
                   Try to absorb                     as much of the radiation as possible with your body.                     The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds. If you spot                     terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin                     Diesel, yell really loud.
                   If you spot                     terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin                     Diesel, yell really loud. 
     




