Signs to Keep you Safe
The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations. Feel free to come up with some of your own.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it.
There is a reason you failed chemistry.
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your body. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it. There is a reason you failed chemistry. If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show. Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your body. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
posted by Kevin at 1:26 PM
Hahaaa! I especially laughed at the last 3 or 4. The chemistry one is good! :)
hee-larious
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